DrAngThePermanentHeadDamage

yea this post is all going to be target on my organic chemistry lecturer, my so called freaky dude, Dr Ang, Dean of Faculty of Applied Science, IIUC...

we were in class yesterday and out of the sudden this freaky dude pop out this question to my classmate, "why do your hair look so bushy(thick to be exact)? do you need a lot of time to tidy your hair?"

o.O

"not really, i set it"

"set it? how"

"i bought mud to set it"

haha...everyone burst into laughter...and this freaky dude, replied "you mean MUD? from where? do you want some from me, i can get it from INTI nilai"

=.="

"how much is your mud?"

"rm xx.xx for 80mL"

"YOU KNOW I STRONGLY BELIEVE THAT TO RAISE A DAUGHTER IS ALWAYS MORE EXPENSIVE?! to support a son will be costly in other sense but girls are different"

reasons?

nowadays they have these hand lotions and girls use it just for hand and no other parts of the body...thigh tonic lotion or something like that for the thigh and so on and so forth...one particular cream/lotion for one particular part of your body...expensive or not? though nowadays guys do catch up with all these...

"do you still want some mud, i could get some better ones from nilai"

>.<

then he kept going on and on...

you see, what is that collagen(a complex protein) pills and collagen lotion? he explained all about the biochemistry of how the collagen and protein works...then he said, to form collagen is to consume simple amino acids like normal protein-ed food...simple as that, why do you have to take all those...? if collagen can penetrate into your skin i wouldn't know how to imagine when you are standing outside under the rain...imagine collagen is xxx douton(some kind of weight i think, i forgot) while water is only 18 douton...if it can penetrates, imagine you'll be bloated!!! (water goes into your body)

XD

then he stills go on...still don't want to continue his alkenes and alkynes lesson...

=.="

and one more...you see, these people are trying to con you! you think adding salt and water into a pail and soak your leg you get detoxification? c'mon! that's basic chemistry! charges flow, salt is NaCl aka sodium chloride, electrolysis happens, you get precipitate of the greenish color and you thought is toxics...if toxics can excrete out from your body so easily same goes as water, and what will you be? droopy, strength less, can you imagine...?? *laughing out loud*

and you think what deionised water is so great...your body needs ions like iron and calcium...you deionised it, drink it and you take iron pills, what are you doing?!

and many more...the whole thing went on and on for half an hour and he came into class late for 10 mins, and break 5 mins...total duration of class is 1 hr 15 mins!!! happy... =)




by the way, i tried the soaking my legs into the pail of water experiment in the room...and it turn out to be the water in the pail is AS CLEAR AS CRYSTAL! what happen?! =)

i told my classmate, she said it didn't went through electricity,(sounds true)but you don't try ya...but i saw from magazine you don't have to go through electricity you can get detox too!! what happen to my experiment?! failed... =/ and i have to "THROW IT AWAY"(dr ang's words for my last experiment when we failed)

haha...my freaky dude is still a bachelor...find him love!!! then we will be saved...


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test 1 is this tough and you guys still don't buck up, test 2 will be tougher and finals need not to be said, unless i've fallen in love with one of these girls in this class or i'm having high fever until i couldn't set any difficult questions, which sounds impossible right? YES, IS IMPOSSIBLE..so don't dream...

freakiest freaky dude but happiest class in this semester =)