organic chm class

everyone knows my organic chemistry lecturer USED to be a monster/devil/BAD man etc...

but this semester he is not as bad as he was last semester...

he loves to talk nonsense to us....

one day...he came into class....and....

"ee wen...do you have a boyfriend?"

*stunned, stoned, jaws dropped*

*softly* yes...

"you have your boyfriend this semester?"

no...

"you have your boyfriend last semester? are you on your high?" *high?! my god...what a word...*

no...why sir?

"no, this is my hypothesis that you have a boyfriend and your assignment is full of careless mistakes..."

ahhh crappppp...i thought what happened!!!! cheh!!!!!

i got back my paper and it was 8.5++/10... =.="

so he knows i have a boyfriend...next day of class....

"are you going to the ball this weekend?"

*errrr* no...

"why? your boyfriend has left?"

yea....ohhh...

so are you going to the same university as him?

*arrrr* yes....

oh wow....

=.=" sweat....

ok...so now he knows i have a boyfriend and he is not in inti with me....

then....

"so tomorrow can you all hand in your lab report before 12?"

*crumbles forehead*

"why? since your boyfriend is not here...you should be able to pass up the report right?"

*ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!* no sir, tonight is american independence day....!!!!

"oohhh ic....remember tomorrow before 12noon ok?!"

no choice but to rush for him....grrr

by the way, he's going to bring all of us for dinner in some posh restaurant....and he's gonna SPONSOR US 50%!!! see...he's so angelic now!!! 50% for each person.....includes transportation for us too...*bouncing*

we couldnt believe he said that to us....ahhhh HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!