detox method?

i can suggest you the best detox method i've ever gone through

no other slimming parlor can win my best idea

4 lb in 3 days which is close to 2kg, that's a lot okay!

my method is to eat and eat and eat....
appetizer

main course

own main course, not enough

eat bf's shabu shabu

not enough, eat dessert some more

so you know, god is fair...sometimes a little unfair when you dont get what you want....

god is really fair

He knows i ate like so so so much for past few days, and now put me on liquid diet.... o.o

how happy?!

i went to the health center, yes again, to get some medication and stuff...

the silly doctor asked me to go on liquid diet......... T.T

"broth, jello, 7up, or anything that is liquid to give your stomach a rest"

"w.t.f"

common sense that my stomach is EMPTY enough, like your car has no gas (gasoline), and if you add more gas (carbonated drinks), i'll end up with more uncomfortable stomach right?

dumb ass

so i end up making cream mushroom soup with bread and milo with kiam pia (cracker biscuit)

*chek ak* (torture?)

you know milo with kiam pia is what Lam Wah Ee Hospital serve to their patients for high tea or supper?


that is what i serve myself with now...how sadddddddd

>.< if i were to give suggestions to this dumb ass uni for improvement,

1st- sundays to saturdays must provide health center service in case people like me *touchwood* needs to see a doctor and i dont have to WAIT till monday and also for my appointment (if no appointment, wait for 20-45 mins to be seen, BIG UNI, LOUSY SERVICE)

2nd- sack these bunch of dumb ass doctors and employ smarter and more brainy doctors

3rd- BUILD MORE BEAUTIFUL LAKES for me to go paktoh, i mean for US to go paktoh...=) and not a dumb ass fountain which is off over fall-spring... only have water in summer =.="

4th- give me more As...hahahahahaha XD

homework
xoxo

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